Saying, “I wish you were better at having eyebrows,” isn’t rude. It’s nice. You’re wishing that something good would happen to somebody else. You’re being selfless. You’re trying to make the world a better place.
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me
I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed